9 Things People With Depression Are Seriously Not Interested In Hearing

Depression and sadness are not the same thing. Repeat: They are not the same thing, you guys. Here’s part of what makes them very, very different: Everybody gets sad from time to time. That’s just part of being human. Your goldfish dies, or your DVR skips the season finale of Below Deck – you’re going to shed a tear. It happens. But being depressed is different, which is something that still not everyone understands. Being depressed means having an actual illness, one that still attracts a great deal of stigma (although more and more people are talking about their own experiences with the illness and taking it out of the shadows and putting it into the light, which is awesome).

To be clear, from here on out, I am admittedly only speaking to my ownexperiences with depression. In no way do I think I can give voice to what everyone with depression goes through, or how they feel, because it’s a very personal and unique thing. Yeah, depression is such a merciless chump that it can’t even be one size fits all.

For most people, however, it feels something like this: When you’re depressed, you’d give your eyeteeth in a gnarly blood ritual to even feel sad. Because when you’re depressed, you don’t feel anything at all, not even the sweet, crushing relief of sorrow. I’ve been depressed in the past, especially back in the day when my generalized anxiety disorder (wheee, I am a pleasure to know) reached an unmanageable point. At my lowest (when I bothered to get out of bed) you could have spent the day pelting me with donuts and urine and I would have been all, “Okay, this is a thing that is happening and I have no feelings about it,” and not moved an inch.

The toughest thing about depression is that you can’t “snap out of it.” That makes it pernicious and awful to deal with – and not just for you, but for everyone around you. I’ve been lucky in my struggles. I have really understanding and decent friends and family. But that doesn’t mean I haven’t had to contend with some buttholes in my day. Let me share what they taught me with you. Here are 9 things you should never say to a person with depression.

1. “It’s Just The Weather”

Yeah. Sometimes it is rainy outside. That can make people feel blue. But you know what makes people feel even bluer? The idea that their emotional state and mind are a flimsy silly thing controlled by arbitrary external factors like clouds. Way to brush off my situation, dude.

2. “Have You Tried Exercising?”

Does running away from you count? No, sure, I know exercise can produce endorphins. I’ll get right on that – as soon I remember how shoes and pants work. Tell you what, why don’t you start running now and I’ll catch up later somewhere around never, sadist.

3. “You Don’t Have Anything to Be Sad About”

That’s true. Congratulations. You have literally DEFINED DEPRESSION. I am well aware that everything is going perfectly for me. That’s why it’s such a bummer that this chemical bubble in my head is preventing me from enjoying it and is also trying to blow up my life.

4. “It’s All In Your Head”

Yup. That’s true. Mental illness IS in my head. That’s what makes it mental. The brain is capable of so many awesome things, and so many awful ones. Like take for example, the fact that your brain made you think it was okay to talk to me in such a terribly condescending way. That’s an awful brain at work.

5. “I Was Depressed Once”

It’s soooo easy to get away with turning a conversation with a depressed person into a personal bitching session, mostly because a person with depression doesn’t have the energy to stop you from making something all about you. Sharing your experiences and making it clear that you get where someone is coming from is one thing, making someone else’s experience of depression seem less than? Not cool.